Have you ever thought about how it feels to be a book? To be left under a whiffy pant pile or shelved, forever collecting dust? To have your pages bent backwards or your spine BROKEN? What if you don't have a sparkly unicorn or dragon adorning your cover? Who will pick you out of the bookshop then? This is the story of the sadly neglected Book That No One Wanted To Read. Can its destiny change when it finally meets the right reader? Spoiler alert: yes.

Richard Ayoade has penned a charming and witty children's book which will appeal to even the most reluctant young readers.